Total Medals Earned: 228 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,000 Points
Medals Earned: 10/15 (125/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
View the credits
Lose at the tutorial
Reach the bottom of the chimney
Get too cold
There's no going back. Not unlockable by normal means.
Reach space without picking up a single cane
Unlock all other medals
Collect 500 canes in one run
Medals Earned: 32/33 (1,430/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
deliver 1 mail
Deliver all mail
Deliver to every house
Medals Earned: 6/8 (195/305 points)
Die
Beat the game
Kill a cop
Have 30 rats
Beat the game without taking damage
Kill a boss
Beat the game without summoning anything
Parry a bullet
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/100 points)
You got the anvil at the end of the game
Win on normal difficulty
You did not get the anvil at the end of the game
Win on easy difficulty
Win on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
You saved us all... or did you?
Collected all workout vouchers.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Complete round 50
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed
Complete round 100
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/460 points)
create your first world!
craft a workbench
obtain your first ore
open a loot chest
equip a piece of armor
equip a trinket
go fishing
kill a mimic
craft a staff of any type
find a vanity gift and open it
grow and harvest a crop
dig down until you no longer can
buy something at the shop
take 90+ points of fall damage and barely survive
defeat the big praffin
create the research station
defeat the giant worm
have over 5000 money in the bank
defeat the magician mini boss
defeat the final boss and beat the game
Medals Earned: 9/41 (50/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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